Total Medals Earned: 2,381 (From 401 different games.) Total Medal Score: 36,855 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)
start the game
buy 3 radios
hire 5 drivers
Perfect state motors
buy 20 barrels
get 100 pps
get 1000 pps
buy 40 taxis
Medals Earned: 11/12 (200/200 points)
Kill your first monster.
Kill the yaksha.
Defeat Ox Head and Horse Face
Find the password to the chest and open the gate to the Yin Mountains
Defeat Meng Po and reach the Bridge of Helplessness.
Get past Ghost Torture Pass.
Defeat the guards at the City of Wrongful Deaths.
Get the iron axe from the Golden Spearman
Salvage the guard's mother's soul.
Defeat the three-headed hound.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (255/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/100 points)
There's not always a light on the other end.
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/385 points)
Press the colour you see
Click to download the app
Press the colour you read
Play 5 games in a row
Score over 1000
Score over 2000
Play 10 games in a row
Score over 3000
Play 25 games in a row
Play 50 games in a row
Score over 4000